Home Alone...

[andy69]

Originally posted by Buttz:
I love it when my Misses goes on "business trips" to South Africa. She always comes home beaming, and walking like she's just got off a horse....

<font size="4" face="Arial">LMFAO!!!!
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[SJ_Skyline]

Originally posted by IH Rich Rags:
Get an eight ball of best Bolivain,a couple of bottles of absolut, and a pair of big fat hookers. The might even cook as well.

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[deviantdee]

Originally posted by SJ_Skyline:
My hypothesis again:

Vitamin C is good for you.
Fruit contain Vitamin C
Grapes are fruit.
They make wine out of grapes.
ergo
Wine is good for you!
I may regret it but lets live a little eh? [img]wink.gif[/img]

<font size="4" face="Arial">Not all fruit contain vitamin C.
Red wine is good for you because - deep breath: the polifenoles
of the red wine inhibit the tirosina quinasas
proteins, that are a group of enzimas fundamental
for cell regulation, what is translated in a
blockade to the synthesis of the endotelines.

In other words, it reduces the risk of contrac-
ting a coronary illness (and a mental risk to
health, according to some), but only preventa-
tively. If your arteries are already clogged,
you'll probably pop your clogs anyway. Drinking
too much allegedly increases the risk of both.

Spoilsport scientists have already extracted the
prolifenoles (and the piss), and have made them
available in tablet form.

--

My favourite syllogism is:

If money is made from paper
And paper comes from trees,
Then money does indeed grow on trees.

Spoilsport recyclists fucked this up.

Chin-chin!
D.

<font color="#FF0000" size="1">[ August 19, 2005 10:34 AM: Message edited by: Deviant D ]</font>

[Johnny B]

No animals were actually harmed, mentally scarred is another story

[Ian Rich Rags]

I bet you burned your old man on the grill though. And Im not talking about Ken

<font color="#FF0000" size="1">[ August 19, 2005 02:46 PM: Message edited by: IH Rich Rags ]</font>

[Johnny B]

Jesus you fall for it every fucking time, thats what you get for taking the piss out of the big man, remember the night in stoke the story about Jills brother sick as fuck thats me

<font color="#FF0000" size="1">[ August 19, 2005 03:10 PM: Message edited by: Johnny B ]</font>

[Ian Rich Rags]

You Utter utter Cunt!
If I tell your mum that you made a joke about your old boy being dead, more to the point, that you did it to MEE , you will be extracting more than a kitchen knife from your leg this time. Your Mrs will think you have given her a dose after I put paraquat in your fabric softner.
You Bastard.

[Johnny B]

The dark one is on my side
Fuck me I aint laughed so much since Bill opened his Roadies tool box and it was full of pies and sweeties

<font color="#FF0000" size="1">[ August 19, 2005 05:10 PM: Message edited by: Johnny B ]</font>

[SJ_Skyline]

Originally posted by Johnny B:
The dark one is on my side
Fuck me I aint laughed so much since Bill opened his Roadies tool box and it was full of pies and sweeties

<font color="#FF0000"><font size="1">[ August 19, 2005 05:10 PM: Message edited by: Johnny B ]</font></font>

<font size="4" face="Arial">Laugh? I nearly Shat!
I've not laughed so much since grandad died and aunt mabel caught her left tit in the mangel!

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[Ian Rich Rags]

I havent laughed so much since Bill got burgled and the thieves rang his house two days later to ask him how to preset the video. You then had the temerity to ask him if they stole his hair as well!!